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itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

demontadark:

shatailn:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

Ohoh apperently i am an avid sleep talker, and on many occasions i have said things like,

"Give me the blood money its no joke. ITS NO JOKE STOP SCREAMING"

"Your all stuck to the ceiling and im watching"

Random sessions where i scream loudly for no reason, and once, three hours worth of soccer.

Ill have full out conversations with ya when im sleepin apparently